Eulogy
Today Cledus Dingleberry was ushered into the presence of the saints. Imagine his surprise if no one was familiar –none of them were just like him, and a perfect, absence of prejudice, judgment, glances, ostracism, misunderstanding, hurt, sermonizing, and isolation.
His love for the Mud Creek Muskrats T-ballers was exceeded only by his love for the Lord. Always having been a man one could lean on, he could be called a “pillow” of the community. He was proud of his accomplishment of being in the state’s top 10 record for catching a 50 pound catfish. He loved his “youngins” – Li’l Cledus, Strawberry Rose, Jemimah Naomi, and the twins Siam “Skinnamarinkydink” and Foz “Fizzlehead” Dingleberry. He leaves behind to mourn her remaining days alone, Mizriz Coon Dingleberry who loved him like no other. Together they struggled through the birth of the twins which came as a surprise as doctors had told them that they were just two fibroid growths. Cledus and Mizriz still weren’t sure until they heard cries coming from one of the questionable orifices.
Mr. Dingleberry owned Dingleberry Farms, known far and wide for its sweet corn and manure processing.
Today Cledus Dingleberry was ushered into the presence of the saints. Imagine his surprise if no one was familiar –none of them were just like him, and a perfect, absence of prejudice, judgment, glances, ostracism, misunderstanding, hurt, sermonizing, and isolation.
His love for the Mud Creek Muskrats T-ballers was exceeded only by his love for the Lord. Always having been a man one could lean on, he could be called a “pillow” of the community. He was proud of his accomplishment of being in the state’s top 10 record for catching a 50 pound catfish. He loved his “youngins” – Li’l Cledus, Strawberry Rose, Jemimah Naomi, and the twins Siam “Skinnamarinkydink” and Foz “Fizzlehead” Dingleberry. He leaves behind to mourn her remaining days alone, Mizriz Coon Dingleberry who loved him like no other. Together they struggled through the birth of the twins which came as a surprise as doctors had told them that they were just two fibroid growths. Cledus and Mizriz still weren’t sure until they heard cries coming from one of the questionable orifices.
Mr. Dingleberry owned Dingleberry Farms, known far and wide for its sweet corn and manure processing.
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